Random Anime Birthday of the Day: Takashi Ayanokouji (PitaTen)
A friend gave me a link to an {{link http://www.ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html AOL 12-year-old newbie translator}}. It’s absolutely hilarious.
Observe:
“Hi everyone. I just finished my English homework. It was really hard.”
(Actually, it wasn’t, but we’ll just use that as an example.)
“HI EV3RYONE!!1!1111 WTF I JUST FINISHED MAH 3NGLISH HOMEWORK!1!11 WTF IT WAS RILLY HARD1!11!11 WTF LOL”
Oh, and let’s take a look at the Declaration of Independence (I have a thing for mangling history documents):
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. –That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”
“W3 HOLD THESA TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD 3QUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THEYRE CREA2R WIT C3RTANE UNALEINABLE RIGHTS TAHT MONG TH3SE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS1111!!!1 OMG LOL -TAHT 2 SECUR3 THES3 RIGHTS GOV3RNMENTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN DERIVNG THEYRE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSENT OF DA GOVARNAD -TAHT WH3N3V3R ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOM3S D3STRUCTIEV OF THESA ANDS IT IS TEH RIGHT OF DA PEOPLA 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWARS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 TH3M SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 AFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS11!! WTF”
O.o?