{"id":1092,"date":"2009-08-14T16:34:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T23:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=1092"},"modified":"2009-10-11T04:53:54","modified_gmt":"2009-10-11T11:53:54","slug":"catherinette-nest-ce-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2009\/08\/14\/catherinette-nest-ce-pas\/","title":{"rendered":"Catherinette, n&#8217;est-ce pas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>catherinette<\/em> is a French word denoting an unmarried woman who&#8217;s at least twenty-five. I am quite aware that I only have a couple years before that will be me. Suitable, though, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, my father seemed to take an interest in my romantic life for the first time ever, <span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_1092_1('footnote_plugin_reference_1092_1_1');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_1092_1('footnote_plugin_reference_1092_1_1');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_1092_1_1\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">1<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_1092_1_1\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">I do not talk to my parents ever about anything really meaningful.<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_1092_1_1').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_1092_1_1', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top right', relative: true, offset: [10, 10], });<\/script> and basically said he was afraid I&#8217;d become a spinster. <span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_1092_1('footnote_plugin_reference_1092_1_2');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_1092_1('footnote_plugin_reference_1092_1_2');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_1092_1_2\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">2<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_1092_1_2\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\">I think I can pull off crazy cat lady okay, though.<\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_1092_1_2').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_1092_1_2', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top right', relative: true, offset: [10, 10], });<\/script><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Catherine, if you have a chance to get married in your 20s&#8230;. do it. 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I am quite aware that I only have a couple years before that will be me. Suitable, though, I guess. Last night, my father seemed to take an interest in my romantic life for the first time ever, 1I do not talk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[124,125],"class_list":["post-1092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snippet","tag-fatherly-advice","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}