{"id":150,"date":"2002-12-04T22:18:08","date_gmt":"2002-12-05T06:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=150"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"bah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2002\/12\/04\/bah\/","title":{"rendered":"BAH!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is as much sense as you’re going to get out of me today.<\/p>\n

FAIRY TALE<\/b><\/p>\n

\"O\"nce upon a time there has a young WINDOW WASHER<\/B> named JAMES<\/B>. He was SUBCONSCIOUSLY<\/B> SKIPPING<\/B> in the ROYAL<\/B> forest when he met MAGENTA<\/B> JUSTIN<\/B>, a run-away TEACHER<\/B> from the SNOWBALLING<\/B> Queen CAROLINE<\/B>.<\/p>\n

JAMES<\/B> could see that MAGENTA<\/B> JUSTIN<\/B> was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET<\/B> and give him his REFLECTIVE<\/B> SUSHI<\/B>. MAGENTA<\/B> JUSTIN<\/B> was thankful for JAMES<\/B>‘s SUSHI<\/B>, so he told JAMES<\/B> a very SWEET<\/B> story about Queen CAROLINE<\/B>‘s daughter JOYCE<\/B>. How her mother, the SNOWBALLING<\/B> Queen CAROLINE<\/B>, kept her locked away in a LIBRARY<\/B> protected by a gigantic CAT<\/B>, because JOYCE<\/B> was so ADAMANT<\/B>.<\/p>\n

JAMES<\/B> CALCULATED<\/B>. He vowed to MAGENTA<\/B> JUSTIN<\/B> the TEACHER<\/B> that he would save the ADAMANT<\/B> JOYCE<\/B>. He would READ<\/B> the CAT<\/B>, and take JOYCE<\/B> far away from her evil mother, the SNOWBALLING<\/B> Queen CAROLINE<\/B>, and RUN<\/B> her.<\/p>\n

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FLAT<\/B> TORNADO<\/B> and MOONLIT<\/B> JUSTIN<\/B> the TEACHER<\/B> began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT<\/B> from his story. SNOWBALLING<\/B> Queen CAROLINE<\/B> SHOWED<\/B> out from behind a UMBRELLA<\/B> and struck JAMES<\/B> dead. In the far off LIBRARY<\/B> you could hear a BOOM<\/B>.<\/p>\n

THE END.<\/p>\n

Make your own Fairy Tale<\/b> at fuali.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh dear. Poor James. I didn’t mean for it to turn out that way. Really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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