{"id":20,"date":"2002-05-27T17:15:57","date_gmt":"2002-05-28T00:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=20"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2002\/05\/27\/happy-birthday-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!<\/span><br \/>Yes, I know that was really annoying and obnoxious, but it&#8217;s my birthday, so cut me some slack. \ud83d\ude1b I deserve it. Yes, I&#8217;m being conceited and vain again. But it&#8217;s my birthday! *_*<\/p>\n<p>Sarah gave a very cute collection of stuff ^_^ There&#8217;s a cow! I love cows! And Sam got me candy (yum!) and a pencil box which is shiny *_* (in both senses of the word.) Also, some very nice pens. Thanks guys! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;\">*_*<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!Yes, I know that was really annoying and obnoxious, but it&#8217;s my birthday, so cut me some slack. \ud83d\ude1b I deserve it. Yes, I&#8217;m being conceited and vain again. But it&#8217;s my birthday! *_* Sarah gave a very cute collection of stuff ^_^ There&#8217;s a cow! I love cows! And Sam got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}