{"id":202,"date":"2003-05-21T21:34:34","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T04:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=202"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2003\/05\/21\/monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"MONKEY~~~"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><FORM ACTION=http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE=\"border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;\"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><B>gemtiger<\/B><BR><FONT SIZE=2>is a<\/FONT><BR><B>Cabbage-Eating Death Monkey<\/B><\/FONT><BR><BR>&#8230;with a Battle Rating of <FONT COLOR=#FFDD00><B>6.7<\/B><\/FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE=\"gemtiger\" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Food-Eating Battle Monkey<\/B> can<BR>defeat gemtiger, enter your name:<br \/><\/FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=\"gemtiger\"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00;  border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"> <INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE=\"Battle!\" STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"><\/TD><\/TR><\/TABLE><\/FORM><\/p>\n<p>Yes, this is absolutely too funny. \ud83d\ude1b I have a battle rating of 6.7! Beat that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gemtigeris aCabbage-Eating Death Monkey&#8230;with a Battle Rating of 6.7To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat gemtiger, enter your name: Yes, this is absolutely too funny. \ud83d\ude1b I have a battle rating of 6.7! Beat that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}