{"id":221,"date":"2003-08-13T21:52:26","date_gmt":"2003-08-14T04:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=221"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"bwa-ha-ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2003\/08\/13\/bwa-ha-ha-ha\/","title":{"rendered":"Bwa ha ha ha."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My brother and I have been endlessly discussing Harry Potter over the past few days. (Yes, we&#8217;re freaks. I already knew that.) Anyway&#8230;. we came up with an absurd plot for the sixth book:<\/p>\n<p>**EDIT**: Apparently I was missing a few things. Here&#8217;s the true version in all its twisted glory XD<\/p>\n<p>Harry, after getting his Muggle driver&#8217;s license, inadvertently runs over Voldemort with a bus. Suddenly, Snape appears and flattens Harry. As he steps out of his vehicle to gloat, he gets run over by Cornelius Fudge, who&#8217;s driving a semi. Um&#8230; and then I think he gets run over by Mrs. Figg who&#8217;s in a taxi being driven by Mundungus Fletcher.<\/p>\n<p>Not much of a plot, really&#8230; ??;;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m almost finished annotating \\1984\\. Michael, when will I get \\A Clockwork Orange\\?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother and I have been endlessly discussing Harry Potter over the past few days. (Yes, we&#8217;re freaks. I already knew that.) Anyway&#8230;. we came up with an absurd plot for the sixth book: **EDIT**: Apparently I was missing a few things. Here&#8217;s the true version in all its twisted glory XD Harry, after getting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}