They lost! How dare they lose! T_T<\/p>\n
So now, for your reading pleasure, I have decided to document the stages of grief and the recovery process for a disappointed hockey fan. *sob*<\/p>\n
Denial<\/b>: “What? No. I don’t think so. Goaltender interference! They were playing dirty! It’ll be disallowed! There’s no way they could win! It’s not happening….!”<\/p>\n
Bargaining<\/b>: “If they win, I will never, ever, ever doubt them again.”<\/p>\n
Guilt<\/b>: “Maybe if I’d worn the other<\/i> lucky t-shirt they would have won. Maybe if I’d eaten a chicken sandwich instead of a ham sandwich they would have won. Maybe it’s ALL MY FAULT!” *sniff*<\/p>\n
Anger<\/b>: “IT WASN’T FAIR AT ALL! THE OFFICIATING WAS BAD! THE ICE WAS BAD! *insert player name* WAS THE VICTIM OF A BLIND REFEREE! THERE’S NO WAY PLAY SHOULD HAVE GONE ON AFTER THAT!”<\/p>\n
Depression<\/b>: “When will the cycle of mediocrity end? Will we ever get the Cup? *insert player name*’s contract is up; can we replace him? Can the team bounce back after this? What’s going to happen?”<\/p>\n
Hope<\/b>: “Next year. Next year, it’s OURS.”<\/p>\n
*sniff* I think I’m going to run out of happy music.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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