{"id":31,"date":"2002-06-10T21:19:52","date_gmt":"2002-06-11T04:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=31"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"junk-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2002\/06\/10\/junk-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"Junk Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Junk mail can really be quite hilarious. I don&#8217;t bother deleting them because, hey, they&#8217;re in my Junk Mail folder (where they belong.) Anyway, some -er- interesting subject lines:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;> Are you a man? [Can you say, NO? Also, note to all English students: allusion to <I>Macbeth<\/I>.]<br \/>\n&#8211;> Attention all Military Personnel! [Yes, of course, they&#8217;d let me into the military. >.> Freaks.]<br \/>\n&#8211;> Congratulations Cool [Someone signed up my email for all these stupid offers with the name &#8220;COOL POOL.&#8221; Yes, it&#8217;s capitalized like that.]<br \/>\n&#8211;> Free Cake Decorating Kit!! [You know, I really have to find out who signed me up for these offers. I can&#8217;t bake. At ALL.]<\/p>\n<p>And, you know what? I don&#8217;t remember signing up to receive half of the newsletters I do. I mean newsletters, not junk mail.<\/p>\n<p>>.> I need to go read books about the man named Louis Riel. Wheeeeeee.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, and I have a new link for {{link http:\/\/www.icedover.net\/Me Pluto_Chan}}! Please visit her! ^_^<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Junk mail can really be quite hilarious. I don&#8217;t bother deleting them because, hey, they&#8217;re in my Junk Mail folder (where they belong.) Anyway, some -er- interesting subject lines: &#8211;> Are you a man? [Can you say, NO? Also, note to all English students: allusion to Macbeth.] &#8211;> Attention all Military Personnel! [Yes, of course, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}