{"id":347,"date":"2004-11-03T20:57:45","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T03:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=347"},"modified":"2004-11-03T20:58:45","modified_gmt":"2004-11-04T03:58:45","slug":"tales-of-the-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2004\/11\/03\/tales-of-the-ta\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales of the TA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have a Physics lab every week, although my schedule indicates that.<\/p>\n<p>Every other week I have a tutorial instead, where we solve problems in groups. The tutorial is run by two TAs (teaching assistants.) One of them has a British accent and er&#8230; I don&#8217;t talk to him much. He&#8217;s rather intimidating. The other does not have a British accent. I like him better. He&#8217;s not as cold and actually engages us in conversation about stuff not related to Physics. :dorkygrin: <\/p>\n<p>Without fail, the latter TA will find something interesting in or near my pencil box every two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Week #1: A set of gel pens marketed as &#8220;Smellies.&#8221; Despite the name, they actually have a pleasant odor when you write with them. When you sniff them directly, as my TA did, they smell like &#8220;ink. Now I understand. Gullible first-years buy these and spend class sniffing them, reducing their performance in Physics.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Week #2: My English text. &#8220;You know, I got through English by never reading the book. I&#8217;d listen to what others had to say about a character, and then I&#8217;d argue the exact opposite. Finally, the teacher asked me what I thought of so-and-so, and I replied, &#8216;Well, I thought he didn&#8217;t really belong.&#8217; Then he said, &#8216;That&#8217;s not even a character in the novel.&#8217; &#8216;See?&#8217; I said. &#8216;He didn&#8217;t belong!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Week #3: My gel pens, again. &#8220;Don&#8217;t you find that they run out really quickly? I went through a pen in two classes. I bought a set of gel pens once&#8230; accidentally. Yeah, imagine doing quantum physics in sparkly gel pen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Week #4: Two things this week, actually. First, my clicker. He was incredulous that these things were actually used in Physics classes. &#8220;&#8230; Physics isn&#8217;t multiple choice, pick the best answer, you know. There are many different approaches to a problem but only one right answer.&#8221; It turned out that a buddy of his had to try to write scripts to accomodate the possibility of two correct answers. *shudder* Secondly, I was cramming for a Chemistry midterm last week, and I&#8217;d scribbled all the equations I needed to know on a Post-it note. &#8220;This is chemistry? These are phyiscs equations!&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s because chemistry is physics and it&#8217;s all really really mixed up&#8230;&#8221; I explained, rather unhelpfully. &#8220;See, everything comes from physics. Except biology. That&#8217;s an observational science&#8230; if physicists had stumbled upon Galapagos, they would have chucked the finches into a closed system and figured out the collision rate.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Graduate students are WEIRD&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotidian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}