{"id":420,"date":"2005-08-10T23:11:43","date_gmt":"2005-08-11T06:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=420"},"modified":"2005-08-10T23:11:43","modified_gmt":"2005-08-11T06:11:43","slug":"stream-of-consciousness-is-just-another-term-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2005\/08\/10\/stream-of-consciousness-is-just-another-term-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Stream of consciousness is just another term for &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lazy.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, all it means is that I can&#8217;t be bothered to put my thoughts in any order, so here you go!<\/p>\n<p><strong>People are stupid.<\/strong> How much sense does it make to call one business requesting information about their competitors because you can&#8217;t remember the number? Not much. Likewise, what makes people think that shoe stores have every style available in every size, especially if they&#8217;re on sale? Finally, why head to the concession counter for your drinks when all the people working behind it look underage?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pizza is not a healthy food, no matter what you put it on\/on it.<\/strong> Perhaps some pizza chains out there offer a whole-wheat crust; I wouldn&#8217;t know. All I know is that take-out pizza is not exactly the most healthy thing out there. Putting it on a whole wheat curst doesn&#8217;t change all that much.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Internet is weird.<\/strong> Why am I hardly ever able to discern the gender of fellow Asian music lovers online? I seem to default to &#8220;female&#8221; for some reason.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shoes hurt.<\/strong> Despite working at a shoe store, I am still too lazy to buy a proper pair of flats (some Mary Janes couldn&#8217;t hurt) so that I don&#8217;t have to hobble home after working a paltry six hours. Then again, I really could use the extra two inches or so that these (high-heeled) loafers give me&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Shoes are also weird.<\/strong> Also, can someone explain the difference between a mocassin and a loafer to me? Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I need more shoes *_* and socks. <strong>I wonder if I will still be saying this a week from now.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My aunt is coming back for a visit tomorrow; I have no idea how long it&#8217;ll be.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Business casual makes no sense.<\/strong> While it&#8217;s nice not to have to wear a uniform to work, the messy guideline of &#8220;business casual&#8221; doesn&#8217;t really help. I bought a three-quarter length Oxford shirt (I&#8217;ve always wanted one of those *_*) and a pair of slacks (which are actually a bit too big&#8211;more on this later) and I&#8217;m rotating this with about three or four different tops and another pair of slacks. I&#8217;m scared that everything I have is too casual. Or too&#8230; not business casual-y. Whatever that means. They did specifically say &#8220;NO DENIM,&#8221; so I guess that&#8217;s out, but I guess a shiny fabric isn&#8217;t really appropriate either, huh? Eh, why don&#8217;t I just ask the assistant manager?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vanity sizing is annoying.<\/strong> I am very sure that Old Navy practices vanity sizing, unless I was shopping in the plus-size department. The girls will remember that during our one shopping trip (ONE!! shopping trip in all the years we&#8217;ve known each other. This is sad!) I estimated my size at an eight. This was based, of course, on the professional opinion of a swimsuit salesperson. Eh heh heh. Anyway, my arms loaded with slacks and various other things I thought were cute, I trundled off to the dressing room. It also doesn&#8217;t help that Old Navy pants come in regular and short (which I assume is for short people, like me) and I kept grabbing TWO of everything. Vanity sizing might make women feel better about themselves, but in the end, it just becomes a hassle when I have to try on sizes I never thought I&#8217;d be able to squeeze into. I mean, there&#8217;s a reason why I&#8217;ll never try a pair of double-zero pants: They will be way too small. As stores play around with the scales, the customers are forced to spend more time comparing and trying on and comparing and&#8230; ergh.<\/p>\n<p>At least they don&#8217;t do that with shoes. Generally it&#8217;s within a size of whatever you &#8220;usually&#8221; wear.<\/p>\n<p>Chinese sizes aren&#8217;t quite in sync with North American ones, either. A medium in Chinese terms is closer to the small here than the medium.<\/p>\n<p>One last thing: it&#8217;s so worth it to speak French to the tourists just so they can go &#8220;<strong>OMG THE CHINESE GIRL SPEAKS FRENCH!<\/strong>&#8221; Although I&#8217;ve figured out that it&#8217;s not really worth much to be able to speak French and Cantonese; usually people who speak those languages can also speak English. Not always well, granted, but well enough to convey what they want. It&#8217;s the Spanish ones you have to watch out for. Luckily, the other new girl speaks Spanish, so it&#8217;s all good \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Tee hee hee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lazy ramblings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}