{"id":424,"date":"2005-08-30T08:47:25","date_gmt":"2005-08-30T15:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=424"},"modified":"2005-08-30T08:47:25","modified_gmt":"2005-08-30T15:47:25","slug":"customers-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2005\/08\/30\/customers-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Customers &#8211; I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, a quick post before I head off to work here:<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s theme: <em>The customer who is always, always, always right. But not.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have fun, kiddies! I&#8217;ll be posting my own story later.<\/p>\n<p>And psst: If you have any ideas for themes, leave a comment or send an email.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, a quick post before I head off to work here: Today&#8217;s theme: The customer who is always, always, always right. But not. Have fun, kiddies! I&#8217;ll be posting my own story later. And psst: If you have any ideas for themes, leave a comment or send an email.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}