{"id":427,"date":"2005-09-03T14:39:41","date_gmt":"2005-09-03T21:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=427"},"modified":"2005-09-03T14:39:41","modified_gmt":"2005-09-03T21:39:41","slug":"customers-iv-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2005\/09\/03\/customers-iv-v\/","title":{"rendered":"Customers &#8211; IV &#038; V"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oops, I missed one yesterday (and I still havne&#8217;t posted any stories of my own!)<\/p>\n<p>IV: <em>The reluctant regular. According to him\/her, the staff messes up too often, so you wonder why they still bother coming in.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V: <em>The biggest mistake people can make in your eyes.<\/em> More as a warning to us all, what do customers often do that have you rolling your eyes in exasperation?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oops, I missed one yesterday (and I still havne&#8217;t posted any stories of my own!) IV: The reluctant regular. According to him\/her, the staff messes up too often, so you wonder why they still bother coming in. V: The biggest mistake people can make in your eyes. More as a warning to us all, what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}