{"id":442,"date":"2005-11-11T13:08:49","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T21:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=442"},"modified":"2009-03-28T12:41:50","modified_gmt":"2009-03-28T19:41:50","slug":"pourqoi-le-poulet-a-t-il-traverse-la-route","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2005\/11\/11\/pourqoi-le-poulet-a-t-il-traverse-la-route\/","title":{"rendered":"Pourquoi le poulet a-t-il travers\u00e9 la route?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a page which gives answers to the eternal question: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mots-de-tete.com\/rubricabrac\/pointdevue\/pointdevue.php3\">Why did the chicken cross the road?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, all the answers are in French, but that&#8217;s not really the point.<\/p>\n<p>Voici quelques r\u00e9ponses amusantes : <\/p>\n<p>CAPITAINE JAMES T. KIRK : Pour aller l\u00e0 o\u00f9 aucun autre poulet n&#8217;\u00e9tait all\u00e9 auparavant.<br \/>\n(Peut-\u00eatre que le poulet fondera une vraie <em>entreprise<\/em>&#8230; )<\/p>\n<p>NICOLAS MACHIAVEL : L&#8217;\u00e9v\u00e9nement important c&#8217;est que le poulet ait travers\u00e9 la route. Qui se fiche de savoir pourquoi ? La fin en soi de traverser la route justifie tout motif quel qu&#8217;il soit.<br \/>\n(C&#8217;est bien pratique, \u00e7a.)<\/p>\n<p>BILL GATES : Nous venons justement de mettre au point le nouveau &#8220;Poulet Office 2003&#8221;, qui ne se contentera pas seulement de traverser les routes, mais couvera aussi des oeufs, classera vos dossiers importants, etc&#8230;<br \/>\n(Bien s\u00fbr, &#8220;Poulet Office 2003&#8221; tombera en panne la plupart de temps&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>JEAN-CLAUDE VANDAMME : Le poulet la road il la traverse parce qu&#8217;il sait qu&#8217;il la traverse, tu vois la route c&#8217;est sa vie et sa mort, la route c&#8217;est Dieu c&#8217;est tout le potentiel de sa vie, et moi Jean Claude Super Star quand je me couche dans Timecop quand le truck arrive je pense \u00e0 la poule et a Dieu et je fusionne avec tout le potentiel de la life de la road ! Et \u00e7a c&#8217;est beau !<br \/>\n(Je n&#8217;ose rien dire. :biggrin:)<\/p>\n<p>FOREST GUMP : COURS POULET COURS !!!<br \/>\n(Ca me fait penser \u00e0 un certain professeur qui m&#8217;a enseign\u00e9e il y a quelques ans&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and be sure to read GWB&#8217;s answer. It is awesome :cheerful:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[35,20],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lemming","tag-dumb-jokes","tag-francais"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":833,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}