{"id":57,"date":"2002-07-27T21:18:44","date_gmt":"2002-07-28T04:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/?p=57"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"subway-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/2002\/07\/27\/subway-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Subway. Again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Steven&#8217;s last day. ;_; It&#8217;s so sad. He&#8217;s leaving us for Ottawa on Tuesday. ;_; Steven is so sool. He never really gets mad or anything, and he cleans everything while I serve people. I&#8217;m going to miss him a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of serving people, here are my STUPID customer stories!<\/p>\n<p>3) Me: &#8220;What kind of bread would you like, sir?&#8221; Him: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; The choices were RIGHT IN FRONT of him.<\/p>\n<p>2) I had just finished serving two other people. An elderly coulple was waiting. The man said to me, &#8220;you should have served us first, we&#8217;re two people.&#8221; Well, excuse me, I thought the others were together, too, they just wanted to pay separately.<\/p>\n<p>1) A lady comes in. First thing she says to me is, &#8220;I was wondering where you were.&#8221; I hadn&#8217;t kept her waiting for more than fifteen seconds. She ordered a deli-style seafood sandwich. &#8220;Okay, now spread it all around.&#8221; I was reaching for a knife to do just that. As I started moving on: &#8220;All the way to the edges. I don&#8217;t want a mouthful of bread. I could make a bread and butter sandwich at home.&#8221; (By the way: it&#8217;s not butter, it&#8217;s light mayo.) Sauce: &#8220;Light on the mayo. [I squeeze a line across.] Okay, now how&#8217;s that supposed to spread around the bread?&#8221; (It&#8217;s not. You can&#8217;t have &#8220;light on the mayo&#8221; and have it spread around, unless you want me to do it with a knife. In any case, the seafood has plenty of mayo on it already.) Wrapped everything up for her, told her it was $2.77. &#8220;You know, I don&#8217;t appreciate you not putting the price up there. I don&#8217;t like suprises at the till. You know, at Cambie and Robson, the seafood deli is the same price as the turkey deli. $2.59.&#8221; She took she sandwich and left. >.>;; But see, the thing is, the two sandwiches are the same price. They&#8217;re both $2.59 before tax, $2.77 after.<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t like her very much. Picky, picky, fussy &#8220;lady.&#8221; (I use that term loosely.)<\/p>\n<p>Other than that&#8230; business has been slow. So slow. I just sit around eating all the broken cookies XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Steven&#8217;s last day. ;_; It&#8217;s so sad. He&#8217;s leaving us for Ottawa on Tuesday. ;_; Steven is so sool. He never really gets mad or anything, and he cleans everything while I serve people. I&#8217;m going to miss him a lot. Speaking of serving people, here are my STUPID customer stories! 3) Me: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}