I used to have this in my profile for a message board. I thought I’d keep it here for posterity, with a few modifications.<\/p>\n
Recipe for “gemtiger”:<\/p>\n
2 cups intelligence 1 cup eccentricity 2 cups of assorted music 3 tablespoons of laughter 1\/2 cup of assorted talents Maple syrup to taste One sprig of Domo-kun 1. Preheat oven to 200 degrees Celsius.<\/p>\n 2. Combine intelligence and eccentricity in a bowl. Cream until light and fluffy.<\/p>\n 3. Slowly stir in music, mixing well.<\/p>\n 4. Add laughter to the mix.<\/p>\n 5. Fold in assorted talent.<\/p>\n 6. Pour mixture into a lined<\/ins> muffin tin.<\/p>\n 7. Bake for 20 minutes or until just beginning to turn golden brown.<\/p>\n 8. Drizzle with maple syrup.<\/p>\n 9. Garnish with Domo-kun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I used to have this in my profile for a message board. I thought I’d keep it here for posterity, with a few modifications. Recipe for “gemtiger”: 2 cups intelligence (It is best to find a variety which specializes is concentrated in trivia and miscellaneous booksmarts with a smattering of a sense of direction.) 1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotidian","tag-introspection"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":786,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions\/786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undreamt.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n(It is best to find a variety which specializes<\/del> is concentrated<\/ins> in trivia and miscellaneous booksmarts with a smattering of a sense of direction.)<\/p>\n
\n(The author prefers to use Neko brand from imported from Asia. Failing that, the stuff in your local Chinatown will do just as well.)<\/p>\n
\n(Best if imported from Japan with influences from CORE OF SOUL, Maaya Sakamoto, <\/del>Maki Yano, Hikaru Utada, and m-flo<\/del>MONKEY MAJIK<\/ins>. Add a splash of Vienna Teng for more authenticity. A dash of francophone tunes from KYO and Les Cowboys Fringants will add a subtle nuance.)<\/p>\n
\n(It should, optimally, leave one breathless. Don’t skimp.)<\/p>\n
\n(Any brand will do, in any proportion. Artistic ones, however, will result in a product slightly different from pictured.)<\/p>\n
\n(For that true Canadian flavour. Make sure it’s from Qu\u00e9bec.)<\/p>\n
\n(For garnish.)<\/p>\n
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