Bwa ha ha ha.

August 13th, 2003

My brother and I have been endlessly discussing Harry Potter over the past few days. (Yes, we’re freaks. I already knew that.) Anyway…. we came up with an absurd plot for the sixth book:

**EDIT**: Apparently I was missing a few things. Here’s the true version in all its twisted glory XD

Harry, after getting his Muggle driver’s license, inadvertently runs over Voldemort with a bus. Suddenly, Snape appears and flattens Harry. As he steps out of his vehicle to gloat, he gets run over by Cornelius Fudge, who’s driving a semi. Um… and then I think he gets run over by Mrs. Figg who’s in a taxi being driven by Mundungus Fletcher.

Not much of a plot, really… ??;;

I’m almost finished annotating \1984\. Michael, when will I get \A Clockwork Orange\?

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3 Responses to “Bwa ha ha ha.”

elie Says:

harry potter eh? i like the plot! 🙂

August 14th, 2003 at 12:40 pm

Jessica Says:

Brill plot, dearie 🙂 So you haven’t read A Clockwork Orange yet? Make sure you do anytime soon, it’s a great book. By the way, I sent you a postcard from Venice, and shall soon be sending you one from Copenhagen, *smush* Miss you to bits darling!

August 15th, 2003 at 11:18 am

Megan Says:

Wow-haven’t been here in awhile! You have another gorgeous layout, like always! I found your entry about "trendy anime blogs" very interesting, and I agree with you on everything. It’s scary (and sad) how accurate that article was! Well, take care of yourself! And I look foreward to seeing JK Rowling expand upon your ideas for HP Book 6! XD

August 15th, 2003 at 6:07 pm