I came across this survey thingy online and it was just too good to waste. Memories of another evil blog…. in a galaxy far, far away…
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
… except they spontaneously combusted. Pity.
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