I don’t understand this season’s fashion.
Skinny jeans: only look good on the skinny. Am I the only one who sees the inherent contradiction in “plus-size skinny jeans”? I must also say “NO” to the black cigarette pant. Sorry, Audrey.
Tights: ditto. Although I shall grudgingly admit that now we have something to wear with ballet flats. (Which I don’t like for a different reason.)
Patent leather: Why? Patent leather takes me back to oh, Grade 2.
Puffy on top: I have nothing more to say about this. It looks ridiculous.