February 3rd, 2005 | 1 Comment »

I came across this survey thingy online and it was just too good to waste. Memories of another evil blog…. in a galaxy far, far away…

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

… except they spontaneously combusted. Pity.

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January 24th, 2005 | Comments Off on Two hundred things

… Because apparently people are looking for the entire 200 things survey, I shall (re-)post it here. I should mention that the latter half of that survey is quite… specific. I mean, really, how many people in this world have fallen in love at a Mayan burial ground?!

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December 19th, 2004 | Comments Off on Whoo-hoo!!

Exams are here done with. (This is what happens when you leave a draft lying around for way too long.)

I wrote my English exam first; and well, it could have been worse. Ah well, that’s done with, and I won’t be taking English for another couple of months at least. >_O Pity, I would have liked to take the complement to this course, or maybe that rhetoric course…

Physics next. Let me just say that negative signs are the devil (:devil:) and that … yeah. I’m pinning my hopes on part marks. PART MARKS!

Chem on Saturday. It didn’t seem that bad, but you know, Physics didn’t seem that bad when I was studying… :tensed:

Bio on Friday. I think it went okay. That was the only exam that I left early. In all honesty, it was a fairly straightforward exam. As usual, my only complaints are to do with plants. The cell questions were easy, and the animal ones weren’t that bad. The ecology questions were almost common sense…

Finally, Math last. Remind me never to take the bus to an exam again. I was scared I was going to be late, since the bus was ten minutes late -_-; As for the exam itself… well, it certainly could have been worse. As I handed it in, my prof asked me how I found it, and I kind of shrugged. There were some seriously MESSED UP questions on that exam. Keep reading for subject related quizzes XD

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November 3rd, 2004 | 2 Comments »

I just really, really had to get this out of my system.
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October 22nd, 2004 | Comments Off on World Domination, Step 1

Headed downtown (again) to check out the library’s book sale.

Notes for next time: steal a box or bring a bigger bag.

The first book I seized upon was Elementary Cantonese. Okay, so when I took it home I realized it was a bit too elementary. But they have the Chinese characters (some of which are specific to Cantonese), I’m quite glad I bought it.

Continuing to prowl through the stacks, I then snatched a copy of Teach Yourself German as well as The Penguin Russian Course. I’ll probably never read them, but that’s beyond the point. There was a Russian-English dictionary and a Greek-English dictionary as well, but the former was really ratty and the latter… well, as I can’t even read Greek I thought it’d be best to leave it alone.

I hopped over to the multilingual pile in hopes of finding a good French novel or some Asian comics. I picked up random French books, but sadly, none of them appealed to me (mais il y avait un roman intitulA~(c) Le petit prince cannibale… malheureusement, la personnage principale n’A~(c)tait pas le petit prince de Saint-Exupery mais un garA~on autiste. Je ne l’ai achetA~(c) pas car je pensais que ce roman serait un peu difficile A~ lire…) I did happen upon an ancient issue of Nakayoshi, which I bought because it had the Sailormoon all-character poster in it (I cannot tell you how long I have been trying to find one of those at the library’s book sale.)

Finally, I decided to have a go at the paperback novels. I found a copy of Fugitive Pieces: it was the same edition that we’d used for our IB English class and well….. for 25 cents it was a very, very good deal. I bet someone from our class decided to donate it to the book sale, since it wasn’t even part of the library’s collection. I also happened across a copy of July’s People (which had been part of the library’s collection). To cap off the round of random books from IB English I saw, I caught a glimpse of Isabel Allende’s The House of the Spirits (I borrowed it for my presentation on magic realism) and a National Geographic magazine with a picture of a bog person.

I saw a copy of Translated Accounts by James Kelman sitting around and after reading the synopsis (military state in the future, seemingly hastily translated first-hand accounts), I had to buy it. Playing with language and a dystopic future? Geez, that sounds kind of familiar. You’d think I’d be sick of it, wouldn’t you?

Had to put down a few things that I decided I could do without, though: a Pinter play and Hayakawa’s Language in Thought and Action. If I see those again, I’m definitely going to get them. You see, the girl at the checkout decided that the French textbook I wanted counted as a multilingual book, so I saved a dollar or so. :cheerful:

Wah, and keep reading for signs of lemming behaviour.

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September 23rd, 2004 | Comments Off on As if we didn’t have enough quizzes…

I think I’ll just stick them all under the “more” link…

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August 29th, 2004 | 3 Comments »

Well. See. I’m a bit of a perfectionist.

So I decided to drop all the tables and do a clean import of my greymatter entries. I still couldn’t get the page to load on my machine (grr… why?!) but I found someone to hit “okay” for me ^_^

Anyway, for my first real entry here… I’m doing a survey!
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January 22nd, 2004 | 3 Comments »

So!

Michael did a year-in-review with theme songs. Since I love that idea, I am going to steal it. 😀 No, I do not do this usually–stealing ideas because I think they’re good, I mean. It’s just… a very good idea.

And, yes, I am going through archives to see what my mood was like. I can’t remember.

That and looking at old MSN names. Because sometimes the random lyrics I put in there are in there randomly for a reason!
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